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    <title type="text">Delusional Duck</title>
    <subtitle type="text">Delusional Duck:Blogging from the subterranean conduits of Charles County, Maryland</subtitle>
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    <entry>
      <title>This Week&#8217;s Historic Charles County Photo</title>
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      <published>2008-11-21T10:00:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-11-19T23:23:34Z</updated>
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            <name>The Quack</name>
            <email>quack@delusionalduck.com</email>
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    <entry>
      <title>Open Thread &#45; November 21, 2008</title>
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      <published>2008-11-21T09:00:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-11-08T14:55:33Z</updated>
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            <name>CCCitizen</name>
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    <entry>
      <title>Friday Cat Blogging &#45; November 21, 2008</title>
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      <published>2008-11-21T04:00:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-11-08T15:23:02Z</updated>
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    <entry>
      <title>Amid Layoffs, A Federal Agency Is Hiring 1.4 Million People</title>
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      <id>tag:delusionalduck.com,2008:index.php/site/index/1.14379</id>
      <published>2008-11-20T23:39:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-11-20T23:41:35Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Sammy</name>
            <email>Sam1mail@aol.com</email>
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      <category term="Maryland"
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      <a href="" target="new"></a> <p> Day after day we&#8217;ve heard the bad news about tens of thousands&#8212;even millions&#8212;of people losing their jobs. But there&#8217;s at least one organization that&#8217;s hiring. And hiring nearly one and a half million people. 
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<a href="http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=78560&amp;catid=187" title="It's the U.S. Census Bureau.">It&#8217;s the U.S. Census Bureau.</a>
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[...]
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The Census Bureau is hiring hundreds of people for each office. And it&#8217;s opening 3 offices in Maryland, two in DC, and more in Northern Virginia. 
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    <entry>
      <title>LPVRS Purchases Cardiac Support Pump</title>
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      <id>tag:delusionalduck.com,2008:index.php/site/index/1.14378</id>
      <published>2008-11-20T23:17:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-11-20T23:19:07Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Sammy</name>
            <email>Sam1mail@aol.com</email>
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      <a href="" target="new"></a> <p><a href="http://thebaynet.com/news/index.cfm/fa/viewstory/story_ID/10908" title="One of the most difficult of all calls for EMS ">One of the most difficult of all calls for EMS </a>to run is the cardiac arrest/CPR in progress call. Proper care of these very critical patients requires excellent coordination among a large group of providers, and excellent CPR skills. In order to give patients the best possible chance, early and consistent CPR is absolutely essential. 
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For very long calls, CPR may be given for as long as an hour, depending on the location of the patient, and the transport time to the hospital. Studies have shown, and anyone providing CPR can attest, that it&#8217;s very difficult to provide CPR manually for that long a period of time. In fact, studies show that most people can only give a few rounds (two minutes each) of CPR before beginning to tire. This can result in a tired provider giving less-than-adequate CPR. To help solve this problem, and provide the best available care to its patients, LPVRS recently purchased an Autopulse cardiac assist device, using a $10,000 grant received from the United Way, and matching funds provided by the LPVRS Associates. 
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    <entry>
      <title>No tax increases ahead, say Busch, Miller</title>
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      <published>2008-11-20T22:49:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-11-20T22:50:30Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Sammy</name>
            <email>Sam1mail@aol.com</email>
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      <a href="http://www.gazette.net/stories/11182008/polinew221451_32498.shtml" target="new">Gazette</a> <p>Despite depressing news about state revenues heading into the 2009 General Assembly session, legislative leaders said Tuesday evening Marylanders could expect no tax increases passed by lawmakers.
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&#8220;I don&#8217;t see that taking place at all,&#8221; House Speaker Michael E. Busch said.
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      <title>County&#8217;s hospitals may be sold piecemeal</title>
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      <published>2008-11-20T22:46:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-11-20T22:48:29Z</updated>
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            <name>Sammy</name>
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      <a href="http://www.gazette.net/stories/11202008/prinnew160627_32473.shtml" target="new">Gazette</a> <p>A state panel tasked with finding a company to purchase Prince George&#8217;s County&#8217;s troubled hospital system is considering selling off hospitals individually to private companies rather than as a total package, officials said at a meeting Monday.
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[...]
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The Prince George&#8217;s County Medical Center in Cheverly is the system&#8217;s busiest facility but also leads the system in losses. Health officials have noted that the Bowie facility usually turns a profit and that the Laurel facility is just miles away from massive residential developments expected to come from the Base Realignment and Closure plans that will grow nearby Fort Meade.
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    <entry>
      <title>Charles County Government Thanksgiving Holiday Schedule</title>
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      <published>2008-11-20T22:35:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-11-20T22:38:00Z</updated>
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            <name>Sammy</name>
            <email>Sam1mail@aol.com</email>
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      <a href="" target="new"></a> <p><a href="http://www.charlescounty.org/apps/workgroups/publicview/viewNotices.jsp?IDvalue=14175" title="The offices of Charles County Government ">The offices of Charles County Government </a>and the Tri-County Animal Shelter in Hughesville, Maryland, will be closed for the Thanksgiving holiday on Thursday, November 27, and Friday, November 28, 2008.
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<p>
The Charles County Landfill, Recycling Center, and Composting Facility on Billingsley Road East, Waldorf, and the Pisgah Recycling Center, off Route 425 in
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Pisgah, will be closed on Thursday, November 27, 2008, for the Thanksgiving holiday.
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    <entry>
      <title>Incident Reports 11/20/08</title>
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      <published>2008-11-20T22:23:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-11-20T22:25:32Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Sammy</name>
            <email>Sam1mail@aol.com</email>
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      <a href="" target="new"></a> <p><a href="http://www.ccso.us/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=551" title="Charles County Sheriff’s Office ">Charles County Sheriff’s Office </a>
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    <entry>
      <title>Mandated Health Insurance Would Decrease College Enrollment, Officials Say</title>
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      <published>2008-11-20T22:20:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-11-20T22:22:24Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Sammy</name>
            <email>Sam1mail@aol.com</email>
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      <a href="http://somd.com/news/headlines/2008/8827.shtml" target="new">Southern Maryland Online</a> <p>More than 250,000 Maryland adults under age 30 lacked health insurance in 2006, prompting health care officials to call for mandatory coverage for all college students during a House committee hearing Wednesday. 
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But representatives from Maryland&#8217;s colleges and universities told the Health and Government Operations Committee that requiring health care coverage for students would raise the cost of higher education and hurt enrollment. 
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    <entry>
      <title>OPINION: It&#8217;s Impossible to Ignore the Economy</title>
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      <published>2008-11-20T22:17:01Z</published>
      <updated>2008-11-20T22:20:01Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Sammy</name>
            <email>Sam1mail@aol.com</email>
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      <a href="" target="new"></a> <p><a href="http://somd.com/news/headlines/2008/8829.shtml" title="By State Senator Roy Dyson (D-29th) ">By State Senator Roy Dyson (D-29th) </a>
</p>
<p>
It is impossible to ignore the economy - Even with crude oil prices falling another 3.7% last Tuesday to a record $54.95 a barrel. It&#8217;s just not good. However, after reviewing just how bad it is, I want to offer some much-needed perspective to the situation. 
</p>
<p>
According to the Labor Department, first time claims for unemployment benefits rose to 576,000, the highest level since the period right after 9/11. Unemployment has risen to 6.1%, a 14-year high. By contrast, unemployment peaked at 6.3% in 2003 after the short recession of 2001. It peaked at 7.8% in the 1990-1992 recession and above 10% in the 1980-1982 recession. During the Great Depression, unemployment was between 25% and 30%. 
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    <entry>
      <title>State Marketing Efforts Lacked Documentation, Oversight</title>
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      <published>2008-11-20T22:16:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-11-20T22:17:35Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Sammy</name>
            <email>Sam1mail@aol.com</email>
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      <a href="http://somd.com/news/headlines/2008/8826.shtml" target="new">Southern Maryland Online</a> <p>Poker tournaments. Catered cruises. Hollywood parties. 
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<p>
The events, bankrolled by the state, were held to boost business in Maryland. Their effectiveness, however, was never properly documented. 
</p>
<p>
All together, the Department of Business and Economic Development spent $184,000 on marketing events in recent years that were not &#8220;adequately evaluated and documented,&#8221; said a state audit. Released Wednesday, the report also said the department paid employees with no job duties, bought airline ticket upgrades without required approval and gave tax breaks to firms without verifying their eligibility. 
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    <entry>
      <title>Doctors Find Worm In Woman&#8217;s Brain</title>
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      <published>2008-11-20T19:34:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-11-20T19:35:18Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Jennifer</name>
            <email>abell4edu@verizon.net</email>
            <uri>http://abell4edu.blogspot.com</uri>      </author>

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      <a href="" target="new"></a> <p><img class="alignright" title="Worm in Brain" src="http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/myfox/photo_servlet?contentId=7900826&amp;version=1&amp;locale=EN-US&amp;subtype=MIMG&amp;siteId=1007&amp;isP16=true" alt="" width="320" height="240" />PHOENIX&#8212;Many around this time of year like to preach the importance of washing your hands to avoid the cold or flu.
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But a Phoenix-area woman is saying dirty hands might be to blame for a rare illness that sent her to the hospital recently.
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And after it turned out that a possible brain tumor was just a worm&#8212;yes, a worm&#8212;her doctor agrees.
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<a href="http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=781E8110D80396D525546A2E74236952?contentId=7896411&amp;version=3&amp;locale=EN-US&amp;layoutCode=VSTY&amp;pageId=1.1.1&amp;sflg=1">Video </a>- not for the weak stomachs
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    <entry>
      <title>Five Arrested for BB Gun Assaults, Vandalism</title>
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      <published>2008-11-20T15:42:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-11-20T15:44:02Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Sammy</name>
            <email>Sam1mail@aol.com</email>
                  </author>

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      <a href="" target="new"></a> <p><a href="http://www.ccso.us/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=550" title="The Charles County Sheriff’s Office">The Charles County Sheriff’s Office</a> arrested five teens this week in connection with multiple incidents in which the suspects used a BB gun to assault people and vandalize numerous homes and businesses during an overnight spree last week. Calling the arrests significant, Sheriff Rex Coffey said identifying suspects in these types of cases is crucial in preventing other crimes from occurring. “Vandalisms can be difficult to solve because they tend to be random crimes. Our officers pursued every lead until these suspects were identified and apprehended,” said Coffey. 
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    <entry>
      <title>Employment Opportunity: Videographer / Technician</title>
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      <id>tag:delusionalduck.com,2008:index.php/site/index/1.14368</id>
      <published>2008-11-20T14:37:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-11-20T14:45:57Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Sammy</name>
            <email>Sam1mail@aol.com</email>
                  </author>

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      <a href="" target="new"></a> <p>(scroll down)
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<a href="http://www.charlescounty.org/hr/employment/jobs/default.jsp" title="Job Title: Videographer / Technician">Job Title: Videographer / Technician</a>
</p>
<p>
Department: County Commissioners Office 
</p>
<p>
Work Location: La Plata
</p>
<p>
Salary: $49,476 
</p>
<p>
Closing Date: 2008-11-26 
</p>
<p>
<a href="http://www.charlescounty.org/hr/employment/jobs/jds/coco/videographer%20technician.pdf" title="Job Details (pdf)">Job Details (pdf)</a>
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